Well, Cheeks
has made me happy and proud to be an american, cause he's verrrrry funny and
he's not even british, we're not talkin monty python here, not john cleese,
NAUGHT, no pinin for the Fjords, just a nice 'merican boy who also happens to
be funny in his own very unique way. I like that!!!
Cheeks has helped me find the real inner me, (I
thought I was just another geezerette livin the kansas dream, who knew!). He
helped me find the me way down, deep, inside of me, me, if you know what I
mean, and I now feel gay all the time. My inner gay boy has been set
free, and I am reborn, free to write all the man love, slash fics I never knew
I wanted to write but now do. Thank you cheeks and I am verklempt and
grateful. I live in Kansas so I'm extra grateful. Blowing kisses at you
sweetie...
The few people in Kansas who will actually talk to
me have noticed a definite improvement in my 'tude, in my very beingness.
BC (before cheeks) I spent a LOT of time weed whacking my yard, and fainting
when snakes would start leaping around. Well no more, I'm so busy now
with reading Cheeks [s]twats[/s] tweets, and watching Cheeks vids, and my <s>porn</s>
slash fiction writng, and ok, reading too, and one thing always does lead to
another and all, ya know what I mean, well, anyway I no longer whack my yard at all, no
time, no, oh well, and so I've created a lovely urban oasis for snakes
and like whatever else is out there. Some see me as heroic (well maybe
one does) in my efforts to create the perfect snake habitat and I wouldn't want
to let them down (the snakes). Nor would I dare venture into my back
yard, ever, never. Thanks again Cheeks for encouraging such selfless,
non-diva behavior. BC I probably would just have whacked all the
snakes (little bitches!) in between fainting spells...
As anyone slightly off can see, Cheeks has
impacted me in many ways. Let me count the ways. He is cute, and funnier than
funny, witty, irreverent, sardonic, sly and so tres cheeky, honest, adorable
and did I say keyooot. I am here to testify that cheeks will make you
laugh and
that's what it's all about...air kisses to you
cheeky one...
By:
Tammy North